Hmm...maybe we should have looked into a process that involves cutting open people's eyes a bit closer.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/24/AR2008042403355.html

Yeah, we're gonna have to change it from "Polar Ice Cap" to "The region formerly known as"

http://environment.newscientist.com/channel/earth/dn13779-north-pole-could-be-ice-free-in-2008.html?feedId=online-news_rss20

I think that nice "the surge worked" feeling is going to end

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/04/25/iraq.main/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

Mmm...thats good test tube steak.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1734630,00.html?xid=rss-health

To be honest, I agree somewhat with vegetarian ethics, I just find meat so damn tasty. If this works, I'd definitely try it.

Some scientists are giving up on finding a vaccine for AIDS

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/is-it-time-to-give-up-the-search-for-an-aids-vaccine-814737.html

This has got to be one of the more exciting inventions ever.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/23/dean-kamen-aims-to-clean-water-generate-electricity-with-slings/

Kamen says it turns ANY liquid into drinkable water.